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punk-roque:

do you ever listen to a band’s album a couple of months after you see them live and a certain song plays and it just brings back a lot of amazing memories and you start crying bc same




theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted



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disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes



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Anonymous wondered: it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao

unwinona:

kateordie:

demonicdorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.




hogwartsforeverhome:

hanadoodles:

PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.

Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.




heypeasants:

so much drama in one photo



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swagmage420:

internetexplorers:

scottthepilgrim:

rebuy:

repeal:

cumosaurus-rex:

nyamss:

1wannabeyourdog:

Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌

WTF IS THIS.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

omfg

this was better than i expected

what the hell

what actually is this

Honestly, like in honesty, just tbqfh, I can’t fucking stand this guy I hate every inch of his physical being from his voice to the fucking structure of his face. I hate his clothes, I wanna see his white ass fall off a cliff just, tbh




goodvibejesus:

your naked body is a beautiful beautiful thing. be proud of it. you are the only person in the world who owns one exactly like it.



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forrome:

"How’s school?"

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homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED



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pseudogenius:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

This is Tumblr.




fatassvegan:

samiee1234:

DO NOT GIVE THIS TO YOUR DOGS!!!!!!
I gave this product to my 12 lb. 1 year old shih tzu. 2 hours later he began throwing up and having diarrhea uncontrollably! Throwing up 2 mins apart from each other everywhere. His eyes were giant and he was shaking. We called the pet ER and they urged us to bring him in. Rushing him into the ER we were terrified and felt horrible for giving him this. He was examined and it was concluded that he went into anaphylactic shock from the allergy medicine. He was given iv fluid and epinephrine. They put a catheter in and had to observe him overnight for after shock. Thankfully he returned home the next day after a huge pet bill to save his life. If we would have waited he may not be here today. Please DO NOT give this to your dogs. IT CONTAINS grape seed extract, which is toxic to dogs!!!! Please help me signal boost so we can inform more people about this product.

Signal boosting for all my dog lovers!



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rhyse:

okay this is me though



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we have put men on the moon and we can talk to people a billion miles away and we can watch porn on tiny lil video boxes and we can 3D print a fully funcTIONAL HEART AND THERE IS A COLOR DARKER THAN BLACK BUT WE CANT MANAGE TO NOT SHOOT PEOPLE FOR NO FUCKING REASON



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